What happens when S joins the gym?- He puts on weight.
Keep in mind folks that 8 minutes of treadmill and stuffing oneself silly after that does not constitute 'working out'.
I suspect his T Shirts have had enough of the disgusting paunch stretching them incessantly and have begun to show signs of the strain. Boy is he big.
Couple that with the chain smoking he subjects Spectacles to, his life is now lived as a minute-by-disgusting-minute quest for the next cig.
Oh- and apparantly cigarette smoking is 'injurious to health'- who comes up with these misleading statements anyway?
Keep in mind folks that 8 minutes of treadmill and stuffing oneself silly after that does not constitute 'working out'.
I suspect his T Shirts have had enough of the disgusting paunch stretching them incessantly and have begun to show signs of the strain. Boy is he big.
Couple that with the chain smoking he subjects Spectacles to, his life is now lived as a minute-by-disgusting-minute quest for the next cig.
Oh- and apparantly cigarette smoking is 'injurious to health'- who comes up with these misleading statements anyway?
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